There’s a handy website called howmanydaysoldami.com. This is why I love the internet. There’s a slightly better calculator for this same equation at jalu.ch. Jalu is apparently a coder in Switzerland. I don’t know Jalu, but his or her script was easy to find and useful.
Today is the fourteen-thousand, nine-hundred seventeenth day I’ve been alive. I feel barely alive today. I’ve had an awful cold since last night and so I’ve spent most of today, a day which has been marked in history, as a “new era”, in bed.
I’m not actively hiding. I’m actually just sick.
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